The Toilet Museum. The Ladies Room

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		From The Queen of Bad Album Covers comes "Back to the S--t" by Millie Jackson. If this looks like a "must have" item to you, you can buy the CD on Amazon.com.
		Here is the former First Lady and current New York State Senator, Hilary Clinton. I hope Hillary doesn't have a lot to do, because, as you can see, she's low on toilet paper. And besides, she's got a job to do.
		toilet by Trevor Brown. I'm not sure if this belongs in The "Ladies" Room, but I find that my confusion is part of its charm. Used with the kind permission of the artist.
		The Wet Spot by Brian Zick. Color me crazy, but I actually find this one compelling.
		End of the Orgy by Jan Saudek. This lovely Kodak moment comes from the Czech Republic, land of Franz Kafka, The Prague Symphony Orchestra, and nauseating orgies.
		Suburban Gardening by Bill Owens. This is Mrs. Murphy, the museum's window-dresser. She's the ginchiest!
		I got this from the cover of The Village Voice. The paper it was printed on is starting to deteriorate. Please help to preserve our toilet heritage by visiting our sponsors or by shopping in The Giftshop.
		Washing Up in a Brothel by Gilberte Brassai, Paris, 1932. A bidet, not a toilet, but close enough for this museum curator.
		Soft Sculpture by Tessy. "Soft sculpture" indeed! How pretentious. It's like someone trying to pass off a collection of toilet pictures as a museum.
		New Bathroom/Woman Kneeling. Photograph by Laurie Simmons, 1978. Sent to me in 1986 by my sister, Eileen, a faithful contributor to the museum.

Don't Forget to Flush!