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Forget Janet Jackson's recent controversy, and welcome to a truly star-studded super bowl.
 
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This is Jim Henson, creator of the Muppets. While on his journey towards revolutionizing the world of puppetry, the late Mr. Henson made several experimental short films. This shot is from his film, Time Piece, which was was nominated by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences for an Oscar for Short Film in 1966.
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Here, the lovely Elle MacPherson shows us how a roll of toilet paper can be used to protect one's dignity from prying eyes.



Photo by Ellen Von Unwerth.
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Shock rocker, Marilyn Manson, enjoying a book on the can.

I wonder what he's reading: The Bible, maybe? On second thought, probably not.

Photo sent in by Dymphie.
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Type O Negative frontman, Peter Steele, making music while making number two.

Hey, Peter! Play 'Wipe Out'!

Photo sent in by Dymphie.
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Jude Law reads the morning paper, while his friend, Ewan McGregor, enjoys a spot of tea.

Positively civilized.

Photo sent in by Liz.
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Benji Madden of the band, Good Charlotte, can't help but wondering if his identical brother Joel is identical to him in, um, every respect.

Photo sent in by Kaylynn.
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"Oh bugger, I can't believe I forgot to lower my trousers before going!"

Elizabeth Hurley has a cry in Serving Sara.
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I've heard that some women are opposed to making any kind of contact with a public toilet, but this is ridiculous.

Cameron Diaz in a scene from Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle.
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Ozzy Osbourne takes a moment to read the bloody news in the privacy of his %*$? bathroom where he can read the *^#@!# news without being bothered by his %#@^? family and his %$&#@ dogs.
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In 1999, Andy Kaufman's best friend and collaborator, Bob Zmuda, cashed in on Andy's death and the then upcoming release of the film Man on the Moon by publishing this book. Not to be outdone, The Toilet Museum wants a piece of the action as well. Andy would have wanted it that way. He told me so. In a dream. Really.

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This is Posh Spice, aka Victoria Adams, aka Victoria Beckham. She's from The Spice Girls.

Remember them?

"That's it, Posh, strike a pose! Yeah, baby, yeah! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.".
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I really didn't want to put this loser in The Celebrity Bathroom, but unfortunately, I don't have a bathroom for cave-dwelling a-holes. And yet, what a fine design for toilet paper, huh?
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Kate Moss shows us how to take it off and keep it off.

Sorry about the black bar, folks, but due to The Toilet Museum's self-imposed family rating, we have taken all the fun out of this picture. Seriously, and with all due respect to the lovely Ms. Moss, you aren't missing much.
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Here we see former president, Bill Clinton, enjoying a swim in his Manhattan swimming pool.

So, Bill, is it clean under the rim?
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This is Prince William, heir to the throne of England, cleaning a very different kind of throne. You didn't think they just made you king, did you?
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